Ahh, it's cute!
Stop fingering me and fuck me, already.
Why don't we just cuddle?
Wow, and your feet are so big!
My last boyfriend was four inches bigger.
Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh!
My eight-year-old brother has one just like that.
Let me go get my tweezers.
Let me go get my glasses.
This explains your car.
All right, a treasure hunt!
It’s like a penis, only smaller.
Why is God punishing you?
Let's just stick with your hand.
But it still works, right?
I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
Let me know when you're done.
Are you cold?
Never mind, why bother?